MEAT SWEATS TRACK PANTS
These aren’t regular sweatpants. These are Meat Sweats.
Designed for maximum comfort after maximum consumption, the Meat Sweats Sweatpants are soft, stretchy, and blacked-out to keep things discreet. The phrase “these are my meat sweats” is printed (not embroidered) on the left front pocket, with the Meatings logo printed just below, because branding matters, even when you’re horizontal.
Made from a cozy cotton/poly blend, these are perfect for BBQ days, food comas, grocery runs, or “I’ll start the diet next week” energy.
A flawless gift for meat lovers, grill dads, BBQ baddies, and anyone who respects a solid elastic waistband.
Details
- Colour, black only
- Sizes, S–XXL
- Cotton/polyester mid-weight fleece
- Stretchy, cozy, and bloat-friendly
- Printed design, not embroidered
- Limited edition, made to order
Important stuff
This is a limited drop. Orders close at the end of February and will be available for pick-up only at Broadhead Brewery by March 15.
Wear responsibly, or don’t, we’re not your mom.