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These aren’t regular sweatpants. These are Meat Sweats.
Designed for maximum comfort after maximum consumption, the Meat Sweats Sweatpants are soft, stretchy, and blacked-out to keep things discreet. The phrase “these are my meat sweats” is printed (not embroidered) on the left front pocket, with the Meatings logo printed just below, because branding matters, even when you’re horizontal.
Made from a cozy cotton/poly blend, these are perfect for BBQ days, food comas, grocery runs, or “I’ll start the diet next week” energy.
A flawless gift for meat lovers, grill dads, BBQ baddies, and anyone who respects a solid elastic waistband.
Details
- Colour, black only
- Sizes, S–XXL
- Cotton/polyester mid-weight fleece
- Stretchy, cozy, and bloat-friendly
- Printed design, not embroidered
- Limited edition, made to order
Important stuff
This is a limited drop. Orders close at the end of February and will be available for pick-up only at Broadhead Brewery by March 15.
Wear responsibly, or don’t, we’re not your mom.
Meet your new favourite post-BBQ uniform. The Meat Sweats Hoodie is stretchy, cozy, and intentionally black, because we believe in hiding the bloat and embracing the feast.
Printed (not embroidered!) across the chest is “these are my meat sweats” in bold 5-inch text, with the Meatings logo printed on the left sleeve for that subtle flex. Mid-weight cotton/poly blend makes it perfect for year-round wear, whether you’re hovering around the smoker, crushing wings, or recovering on the couch.
This one’s made for the meat lover, meat man, BBQ baddy, or foodie in your life, including yourself, obviously.
Details
- Colour, black, because duh
- Sizes, S–XXL
- Cotton/polyester mid-weight fleece
- Stretchy, cozy, and extremely forgiving
- Printed design, not embroidered
- Limited edition, made to order
Important stuff
This is a limited drop. Orders will be placed at the end of February and will be ready for pick-up only at Broadhead Brewery by March 15.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone, just like your self-control around brisket.